So.. I came home for the weekend. And of course my dogs had been extremly naughty. This was their schedule for saturday
1. In the a.m. bark at every truck that passes
2. Run away to the nasty muddy creek thing behind our house and roll around in the mud
3. Jade kills us then gives us a bath
4. We hear our enemy the fed ex man running up to the porch and sprinting back to the van we unfortunately do not bite him this time but we bark until we can't the see the truck anymore
5. He left a package on the porch, we smell something inside and shred it open and decide to eat all the chocolate we can get until the family sees us
6. Mom is furious but does nothing we were safe
7. Later that night throw up the chocolate and leave five piles scattered around the house including in the hall so bailey can step in it
8. Hurry and eat it before JADE cleans it up
My dogs are idiots!!
Thats all she wrote.
